The other day I was thinking (I know...very dangerous) about some of the things that really irritate me.
For the most part, I'm a pretty laid back person. I love joking, having fun and consider myself relatively optimistic...about most things.
But even the bubbliest personalities have flaws.
So today I want to rant and rave about some things that annoy the hell out of me....some, for no reason at all and others for very legitimate and obvious reasons.
Here's a list of things that irritate/annoy me -
1. Why is it so hard to open a CD but light bulb packaging is almost non-existent...
2. What genius thought up Reality TV and don't they know it's the most unrealistic realistic, unscripted scripted glimpse into the day to day life of people we don't really give a rat's pa-tooty about anyway...
3. What purpose does the 5th pocket on jeans really serve...I know it's supposed to be the "change" pocket but who's gonna get the change out once you put it in there - Tiny Tim?...
4. Why oh why did they ever decide to include a "SNOOZE" button on alarm clocks! Once you're jolted awake by that horrible beeping, bonging or chirping - because most of us are gluttons for punishment - we hit the SNOOZE...just to relive that same horror 7 minutes later!!
5. Sliced bread is awesome! It's the
ends I can't quite figure out. Everyone I know...including me hates the "
ends". But no matter how many times I grab a piece of bread from the loaf...I bypass the end....WHY CAN'T I JUST TAKE THE END OUT OF THE PACKAGE AND THROW IT AWAY THE FIRST TIME I OPEN A NEW LOAF OF BREAD....
6. Bill collectors that call MY HOUSE and block their number. Since you don't want me to know who you are, I'll pretend I don't know who you're looking for.
7. Family members who use the last toilet paper off the roll and fail to replace it...Jokes on you...cause guess who I'm calling at 2 in the morning to bring me a new roll out of the hall closet...PEW-etic justice!
8. Self-flushing toilets - As a squatter (when tinkling in public restrooms), I guess I must confuse the sensor or something because when I get finished...the toilet never flushes.
I have to shake my booty, bounce up and down like I'm in a Beyonce video or just stand there waving at "it" and praying to the porcelain gods - hoping they'll send a flush my way.
9.
The Antiglare Laptop Burka - If you or anyone you know has purchased this travesty....I can no longer be your friend.
10.
Extenze - "I'm bigger!"...."I can't believe how much bigger he is now!".....People please!!....if there were a product that actually made men "bigger"....not one single woman would ever have to say...."
Ummm....Hold that thought"....(and mean it, literally)