** I'm constantly rambling on and on about the great people I've met via the internet. I think it's safe to say that the world wide web has been a life changing social networking medium that's helped filled the void created by the sheer size of our planet and managed to bring different countries, cultures and people closer together.
I've developed friendships with people I would have never met in a million years just by logging in. Their lives, relationships, jobs, hobbies, families, hopes and dreams matter...not just to them....but to me as well. And that's why I feel compelled to call for an intervention on behalf of one of my dearest friends.
The person in trouble....well he isn't actually a person. He's a cat and his name is Harley.
NO!...not her, silly. That's Daisy....Harley is Daisy the curly cat's brother. Daisy is a feline fashionista who lives in Florida with her mommie, daddy and brother, Harley.
Her wardrobe is to d-i-e for....I so wish I was her size.
About two weeks ago Daisy informed us (yeah...I know...but Daisy and Harley both talk...or maybe they just type on their blog) that her mommie and daddy both had gotten new jobs and wouldn't be home as much.
Daisy is the more responsible of the two and has spent time alone before.....all the more reason she's worried about Harley. According to Daisy, Harley has never been home alone and how he would adjust was of great concern to her.
Because I'm so attached to these two I vowed to do what I could to keep an eye out for any suspicious behavior. Since I don't live in Florida, I hired a purr-ivate investigator. He reported back to me a short while ago with details and photos of what Harley's been up to while mommie and daddy have been away.
I knew Daisy would never snitch on her brother....you know that snitches get stitches thing kind of gave her nightmares. But I must put a stop to this once and for all.
And Harley if you're reading this...just know I did this out of love.
Now for all the sorted details:
It appears that Harley, unbeknownst to his parents, has been leaving home as soon as they're clear of the house. He's been seen around town at several popular hot spots driving a dark sports car and cavorting with some rather loose women.
One of these
Can you believe it?! I was just as shocked as the rest of you.
With his background, wonderful parents, and sweet sister....I just...I mean....I can only imagine what this may have lead to had I not been given this information in time.
Man-cat porn is a festering hairball on the moral fabric of our society. It must be stopped and it must be stopped now.
Harley's parents have been made aware of the situation and are diligently working out plans to keep a closer eye on him.
I just hope Daisy can stop worrying so much. The weight on her shoulders I imagine was almost more than she could bear.
UPDATE:
Just to let you all know Harley, Daisy and family are doing fine. Harley broke down and confessed after he was shown the evidence of his indiscretions. It seems it was all a misunderstanding.
It seems the young woman was sharing with Harley her desire to get a boob tatt....and Harley thought she said she wanted a Boob Cat....I can totally understand how that could easily be confusing especially to a kitten who's smitten with a beautiful woman.
Of course, there's still the issue about using his parent's car without their permission. But for now...knowing he's safe, sound and ready to get back to his normal routine is a great end to this sorted story.
I'm watching you young man....
* *This was complete fiction. I hijacked three of the photos from Daisy's blog and the risque photo from some site called Boob Cats (seriously).
Apparently, they photoshop pics found on another site called Cats in Sinks...which is a really cute site. The site has an unlimited number of photos of....well what else.... "cats in sinks". The cat in the risque photo was not Harley....he was a Man-cat from the "Cats in Sinks" site ....who looks a lot like Harley!
That photo along with the one of Harley in the car which Daisy posted a few days back about cars and horsepower was the catalyst for this post. I hope you had as much fun reading it as I had conjuring it up!
......AND NO....I do not have too much time on my hands!!!
