I consider myself an extremely scholarly woman my undergraduate studies were in nursing. However I have a Master's degree in Life Experiences with an emphasis in Never Say Never which gives me great reason to distrust all the studies that are out there today - Why your mate won't cheat, What sign is most compatible with yours....yada...yada...yada.This morning as I was doing my usual insomniac-driven internet perusing I came across two different studies. One was about what to expect sexually from certain astrological signs. In my opinion, the study is somewhat one-sided. It listed all the attributes your lover will have in bed depending on what zodiac sign HE is.
What about women? I'm quite interested in finding out some information that highlights what type lover I'm supposed to be - not for any pointers or to change any of my behaviors...but it would be fun to read.
The one study that really took the cake was the one detailing the 6 factors that will determine whether or not your husband will cheat. C'mon give me a break. If it were that easy, the divorce rate (if infidelity was a contributing factor) would be zero. You can view the list of 6 for yourself at AOLhealth. But in a nutshell, if the guy window shops in front of you (not suppressing his animal lust), is uglier than you, cries during sappy movies, participates in arguments with you, goes to church and makes less money than you....HE'S A KEEPER.
Sounds to me like your forever faithful would be a bucked-tooth, broke wimp who cried everytime you argued. So, please ladies...stop looking for that handsome, financially independent guy who's the epitome of masculinity. Okay, I'm being a bit condescending. I just wonder when people will learn....we are too individual and unique to be studied and surveyed concerning certain issues or any issues pertaining to the science of love. Love is and always will be as close to insanity as any of us want to get - love has no rhyme or reason. It's a matter of the heart.
I guess it's up to the reader to decide how much weight to give this type information. However, for those who take it seriously, this study is certain to help sky-rocket an ugly dudes chances and his ego. Isn't self-esteem a wonderful thing?
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This post was written a while back. I always thought it was a pretty decent expenditure of time but it never received a single comment. It's 5:58a.m Tuesday morning...I've been up since 5pm Sunday (with the exception of 2 hours of sleep yesterday between 2:30pm and 4:30pm....I couldn't have come up with anything fresh if my life had depended on it...Hope you enjoy :-)
