Excuse me if I come across a little flat and insensitive this morning but I've just got to ask this question...Why would a complete loser that stumbles into my triage area with a complaint of penile discharge want to know if I'm married or not? Do I have an "L" on my forehead that matches his? It never fails. At least one or two of these idiots will attempt to make goo goo eyes and lick their crusty lips (oh..I'm sorry was that your trying to be sexy look....I thought you needed to pass gas!)....Excuse me sir do I need to remind you that YOUR JOHNSON IS ROTTING OFF!!!!!!!!!!
For those guys out there who have it twisted, let me clarify a few things for you -
1) If you're seeking medical attention for an STD, DON'T try to hook up with the nurse.
2) If I can drive a Hummer across the skidmarks in your tidy whities, DON'T ask me for my number after you've received your shot.
3) If you wind up being admitted into the hospital and 3 different women show up at different times during the day all claiming to be your fiance, DON'T ask me out to dinner...(I'll never be that hungry).
Just a sleep deprived rant about one of the many things that have pissed me off in the past. Blame it on stupid guys, too much coffee and far too little sleep.
